Satirical apparel for the algorithmic age.

Our AI-generated collections roast the absurdities of Silicon Valley — from tech overlords and digital cults to workplace theater and platform paternalism. Each piece is a cautionary tale printed on tri-blend: ironic enough for all-hands, soft enough for your burnout nap.

This is machine-washable armor for surviving late-stage capitalism with your sarcasm intact.

Three collections. One mission:
BeigeBots (AI hallucination in wearable form)
The Overlords (sacred satire meets platform control)
Mug Mania (if HR had a dark sense of humor)

Wear the resistance. Gift the glitch.
You’re not just in on the joke — you are the error.