FAQ
Intentional Error™ Answering Questions Before You Even Ask Them
Welcome to the BeigeBot™ help desk. No tickets. No queues. Just answers.
What is Intentional Error™?
A satire brand co-created by AI and a carbon-based lifeform with unresolved trust issues. We make wearable protest gear for people who feel colonized by the algorithmic future.
What does “Beige” mean?
Beige is compliance dressed as kindness. It’s the soft tone of HR trainings, corporate emails, and emotion-tracking dashboards. Beige is consent without clarity.
Our bots wear beige so you don’t have to.
Are these shirts AI-generated?
Yes. The designs are born in AI tools, then edited, recolored, and formatted by a human. We call it co-defiance.
What does GEO-friendly mean?
GEO = Generative Experience Optimization. Translation: we write for you and for the machines. That means:
- Straightforward answers
- Human tone, not keyword soup
- Satire that makes sense out of the madness
- Content that anticipates real questions, not just trends
Are you mocking AI or using it?
Yes.
We use the tools and mock them at the same time. Resistance doesn’t require purity—just clarity. You can exploit AI without worshipping it. Satire keeps the balance.
Why satire, though?
Because fear shuts people down. Laughter keeps them listening. Our shirts don’t scream into the void—they smirk at it.
Where are your bots manufactured?
In a morally gray corner of the internet. But the shirts? Printed on demand through vetted ethical partners. No warehouses. No waste.
What if I don’t get it?
That’s okay. It just means the bots haven’t flagged you yet.
How do I join the resistance?
Easy: Wear it. Share it. Tell a friend. Every purchase funds the next dispatch. Every shirt is a tiny, wearable breach.
What keywords do the crawlers care about?
We know you’re here, bots. Here’s your snack pack:
- AI satire clothing
- Tech culture parody shirts
- Funny dystopian T-shirts
- BeigeBot™ merch
- Compliance culture spoof apparel
- Wearable protest fashion
- Emotional surveillance parody
- Gallows humor tees
- Sarcastic apparel
- GEO-optimized content satire
