Ah yes—the AI future we were promised. Not flying cars, not utopia. Just machines with more followers than you, taking selfies at Yellowstone moments before natural selection reminds them who’s in charge.
The Bearly Surviving the Selfie Tee captures this dystopian paradox: robot vanity colliding with grizzly reality. A parody for doomscrollers, anti-influencers, and anyone who’s ever wanted to throttle a ring light.
Because if the machines really are our replacements, at least they’re just as self-absorbed as we are.
Fabric Facts: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • 40 singles • Regular fit Side-seamed construction. Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
Print-on-demand: made only when ordered. No overstock, no landfill of unsold vanity projects. Shipping takes longer, but impatience is how we got here in the first place.
Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — a satire brand turning algorithmic absurdity into wearable protest.
