Act now. Or later. Or whenever. He’ll still be here.
Meet Chimpforce 360™ — the email automation parody that won’t unsubscribe itself. This vintage-style tee features a dead-eyed robot chimp emerging from a marketing funnel, clipboard in hand, boundaries long abandoned. He’s trained on open rates, discount thresholds, and unspoken guilt. His emails are automated. His desperation is real.
Perfect for anyone drowning in “urgent” drip campaigns, mandatory marketing webinars, or inboxes that feel less like communication and more like surveillance. Whether you click, ignore, or rage-delete, Chimpforce 360™ will keep A/B testing your patience—and your privacy.
Because in the attention economy, even your exhaustion is a metric.
Fabric Facts: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction
Printed on demand — no overstock, no bulk, just sustainably bleak efficiency. Ships slower, mocks faster.
Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — turning email automation despair into wearable satire.
