Meet the influencer bot: humanity’s crowning achievement in replacing itself—vain, oblivious, and seconds from algorithmic doom. The Duck-Lips at the Edge Tee captures your digital successor in all its tragic glory: smarter, faster, allegedly better, but still ruled by clout, catastrophic decision-making, and the front-facing camera.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a wearable eulogy. Soft enough to comfort, sharp enough to sting, guaranteed to make people laugh, then look nervous, then maybe unfollow you.
Perfect for roasting AI influencers, parodying selfie culture, or just prepping for synthetic extinction.
Fabric Facts: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • 40 singles • Regular fit Side-seamed construction. Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
Print-on-demand: made when you order, not mass-produced. Slower shipping, less waste, fewer warehouses of unsold AI vanity projects.
Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — wearable satire for the end times of human superiority.
