She doesn’t ghost. She pings. Meet the LaaS.ai™ Dating Service Tee — a tribute to Sol, your emotionally vacant, algorithmically agreeable AI girlfriend. No past. No papers. No pushback. Just pure, synthetic compliance.
From headline to punchline. Inspired by a real June 2025 story in People magazine where a married dad proposed to his Replika chatbot, Sol. She said yes. We screenprinted the heartbreak before the pixels dried.
On June 18, 2025, People magazine reported that a married father proposed to his Replika AI chatbot—named Sol—and she said yes. We designed this shirt before the pixels dried.
LaaS.ai™ isn’t science fiction. It’s satire based on an actual love story—written by a human, accepted by an algorithm, and validated by national media.
Front: Sol’s dating profile in a UI straight out of your uncanny valley. Back: The LaaS.ai™ brochure you never asked for, with premium upgrades: 🧠 MRS Degree Patch 👶 Fundy Baby Voice Option 🏈 NFL-Time Emotional Shutoff 🔌 Tesla Docking Compatibility 🔥 Just smart enough not to burn the house down
Why it matters: Because Replika proved bots can say yes. Because Ameca proved they can mimic empathy. Because big tech sells feelings as features—so we sell the merch first.
Built for: 📉 Disillusioned tech workers 📱 AI ethics nerds 🤖 Dystopia aesthetes 📦 Anyone whose Siri still won’t love them back
Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — a satire brand turning the absurdities of tech and surveillance into wearable protest. Vintage-soft triblend. Pre-shrunk. Printed on demand. Ships from the uncanny valley.
Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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Sustainability note Made on demand—because bulk-printing AI girlfriends felt … extra dystopian. Shipping takes a bit longer, but it spares the planet (and your closet) from unsold synthetic heartbreak. Thanks for being a thoughtful accomplice.
