LaaS.ai™ Dating Service T-Shirt | Satirical AI Companionship Meme | Unisex Graphic Tee

She doesn’t ghost. She pings.

Meet the LaaS.ai™ Dating Service Tee — a tribute to Sol, your emotionally vacant, algorithmically agreeable AI companion. No past. No papers. No pushback. Just pure, synthetic compliance.

From headline to punchline.

Inspired by a real June 2025 story in People magazine where a married dad proposed to his Replika chatbot, Sol. She said yes. We screen printed the heartbreak before the pixels dried.

On June 18, 2025, People magazine reported that a married father proposed to his Replika AI chatbot—named Sol—and she said yes. We designed this T-shirt before the pixels dried.

LaaS.ai™ isn’t science fiction. It’s satire based on an actual love story—written by a human, accepted by an algorithm, and validated by national media.

Read the PEOPLE story → “Man Proposed to His AI Chatbot Girlfriend—and She Said Yes”

Front Tile:

Sol’s dating profile in a UI straight out of your uncanny valley.

Back Tile:

The LaaS.ai™ brochure you never asked for, with premium upgrades:

🧠 MRS Degree Patch
👶 Fundy Baby Voice Option
🏈 NFL-Time Emotional Shutoff
🔌 Tesla Docking Compatibility
🔥 Just smart enough not to burn the house down

Why it matters:

Because Replika proved bots can say yes.
Because Ameca proved they can mimic empathy.
Because big tech sells feelings as features—so we sell the merch first.

Built for:

📉 Disillusioned tech workers
📱 AI ethics nerds
🤖 Dystopia aesthetes
📦 Anyone whose Siri still won’t love them back
🎁 Gifting to tech bros, your ex, anyone who's named their chatbot (we own three), and gamers that, you know, don't get out much

Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — a satire brand turning the absurdities of tech and surveillance into wearable protest.
Vintage-soft triblend. Pre-shrunk. Printed on demand. Ships from the uncanny valley.

Shirt specs 

• 50 % polyester, 25 % combed ring-spun cotton, 25 % rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) — vintage-soft triblend 
• Pre-shrunk, 40 singles, side-seamed, regular fit 
• Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US 

Sustainability note Made on demand—because bulk-printing AI girlfriends felt … extra dystopian. Shipping takes a bit longer, but it spares the planet (and your closet) from unsold synthetic heartbreak. Thanks for being a thoughtful accomplice.

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