Meet Maligator 3.0™.

Your friendly neighborhood AI surveillance canine, upgraded for the biometric age. Built in the image of predictive policing, Maligator was never trained to sit. He was trained to cross-reference.

This isn’t a dog shirt. It’s a warning.

Crafted for coders, privacy paranoiacs, ethicists, and Belgian Malinois lovers who know their “good boy” runs on pattern recognition and fear-based compliance. Whether you’re tracking bugs or dodging drones, this t-shirt signals you’re not the mark.

Inspired by real events

This vintage-soft Maligator 3.0™ graphic tee draws from the real-world expansion of biometric surveillance and predictive enforcement tools designed to triangulate location, behavior, and vibes at scale.

Read this WIRED story: “Palantir Is Extending Its Reach Even Further Into Government.”

Designed and printed by Intentional Error™. A satire brand turning the absurdities of tech and surveillance into wearable commentary.

Available in Solid White, White Fleck, Oatmeal, and Athletic Grey colors.

Fabric Facts

50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) tri-blend
Pre-shrunk, regular fit, side-seamed
Sizes XS–3XL

Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US. Printed by Intentional Error™ on demand to avoid suspicious stockpiles.

Size guide