Meet Maligator 3.0™ — your friendly neighborhood surveillance canine, upgraded for the biometric age. Built in the image of predictive policing, he was never trained to sit. He was trained to cross-reference.
This isn’t a dog shirt. It’s a warning. Crafted for coders, privacy paranoiacs, tech workers, and Malinois lovers who know their “good boy” runs on pattern recognition and fear-based compliance. Whether you’re tracking bugs or dodging drones, this tee signals you’re not the mark.
Inspired by Real Events: Maligator 3.0™ draws from the real-world expansion of biometric surveillance and predictive enforcement tools like Palantir’s Integrated Case Management platform—used to triangulate location, behavior, and vibes at scale.
Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — a satire brand turning the absurdities of tech and surveillance into wearable protest.
Soft tri-blend. POD fulfillment. Printed in the algorithm. Ships from within the panopticon.
Fabric and fit • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) tri-blend • Pre-shrunk, regular fit, side-seamed • Sizes XS–3XL
Care Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside-out if needed. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Origin Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US. Printed by Intentional Error™ on demand to avoid suspicious stockpiles.
POD promise Every shirt is made when you order. No hidden inventory. No bulk flagging. Expect a short wait — compliance at full sprint takes time.
