Smells like nothing to see here. Literally. Introducing No DisSCENT™ — the T-shirt that neutralizes suspicion and irony in one stylish spray. Printed with vintage-soft compliance and invisible scent blockers for your digital footprint.
Front graphic: A blank-faced bot spritzes “digital deodorant” at a TSA checkpoint while the surveillance dog looks unimpressed. Back graphic: The back-tile ad you never asked for—promising to eliminate the telltale odors of empathy, critical thought, and humor.
Fragrances: Apple Pie, Pigskin Leather, Revival Tent (new for Q3 compliance season) Airport gift shop sold separately.
Why you’ll need one: 🧳 TSA-Approved Irony – A checkpoint-ready statement piece that says, “I have nothing to hide, especially not my sarcasm.” 🧘 HR-Safe Camouflage – Wear it to corporate offsites without triggering performance surveillance. 🔇 Backed by satire, not science. That makes it more honest than most apps on your phone.
Inspired by Real Events
No DisSCENT™ is a direct response to growing reports of TSA and borderagents demanding access to travelers’ phones, messages, and social media accounts—often without a warrant or probable cause. Yes, it’s satire. But the search history panic is real.
Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
Heads up: We don’t mass produce compliance. This shirt is printed just for you when you order, which means shipping takes a little longer—but it also means no waste, no overstock, and no warehouse full of unsold digital deodorant. Thanks for choosing intentional disruption over instant gratification.
