Smells like nothing to see here. Literally

Introducing No DisSCENT™ — the T-shirt that neutralizes suspicion and irony in one stylish spray. Printed with vintage-soft compliance and invisible scent blockers for your digital footprint.

The front of this vintage-soft tee depicts a blank-faced bot spritzing “digital footprint eraser” at a TSA checkpoint while the surveillance dog looks unimpressed.

The back-tile ad you never asked for: a parody ad promising to eliminate the telltale odors of empathy, critical thought, and humor as you prepare to reenter the panopticon.

Fragrances: 

Apple Pie, Pigskin Leather, Revival Tent (new for Q3 compliance season) Airport gift shop sold separately.

Available colors include Solid White, White Fleck and Oatmeal. 

Why you’ll need one:

🎁 Gifting – perfect for digital nomads, visiting ex-pats, F1-visa students and any anyone fluent in meme
🧳 TSA-Approved Irony – A checkpoint-ready statement piece that says, “I have nothing to hide, especially not my sarcasm.”
🧘 HR-Safe Camouflage – Wear it to corporate offsites without triggering performance surveillance.
🔇 Backed by satire, not science. That makes it more honest than most apps on your phone.

Inspired by Real Events

No DisSCENT™ is a direct response to growing reports of TSA and border agents demanding access to travelers’ phones, messages, and social media accounts—often without a warrant or probable cause. Yes, it’s satire. But the search history panic is real.Read the WIRED story → “How to Protect Yourself From Phone Searches at the U.S. Border"

Designed and printed by Intentional Error™ — the only brand selling compliance in limited edition.

Shirt specs 

• 50 % polyester, 25 % combed ring-spun cotton, 25 % rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) — vintage-soft triblend 
• Pre-shrunk, 40 singles, side-seamed, regular fit 
• Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US 

This T-shirt is printed just for you when you order, which means shipping takes a little longer—but it also means no waste, no overstock, and no warehouse full of unsold digital deodorant. Thanks for choosing intentional disruption over instant gratification.

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