Who’s watching you while you sleep? PryingEyz.ai is. And no, you didn’t sign a waiver.
This isn’t sleep therapy. It’s AI surveillance cosplay—masked as optimization. Every snore, every 3 a.m. sleep mumble, every midnight toot? Tracked. Logged. Monetized.
This sleep surveillance parody t-shirt is your wearable reminder that in the age of data extraction, even your dreams aren’t safe. Perfect for the privacy-paranoid, the chronically over-monitored, or anyone who knows the only thing more profitable than your productivity… is your vulnerability.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. No sitting around under heat lamps for our product! Making products on demand instead of in bulk is cool. Helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
