Introducing RaaSClaat, the agentic AI disruptor no one asked for—but your manager just approved on Slack after a 5-minute sales pitch. Optimized for chaos, dressed in calm. This vintage-soft satire tee mocks the future of work with precision stitching and existential dread.
It doesn’t schedule meetings. It doesn’t optimize output. It just smiles, automates your ambition, and lets the feedback loop rot in peace.
Welcome to productivity’s final form. Welcome to RaaS.
✦ Who It's For:
An ideal gift for:
Prompt engineers quietly rewriting their résumés
Project managers praying to the roadmap gods
Burned-out product leads running “agentic alignment” drills in Figma
Anyone who’s been gaslit by an “AI co-pilot” and lived to file a Jira ticket about it
Wear it to standups, stand-downs, or while standing in the ruins of your team's quarterly OKRs.
Because in the age of intelligent agents, you’re not the user. You’re the use case.
✦ Product Details
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for long-term disillusionment
Soft AF, but still structured enough to wear to a debrief
Regular fit, side-seamed construction
Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Printed on demand by a machine that definitely read your Slack history
Available in Solid White, White Fleck, and Oatmeal colors.
✦ Shipping Info
Made to order. Could take a bit—regret isn’t fast fashion.
Bulk orders available, but why would you want to scale this?
