Shadow President – The Watcher Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
Shadow President – The Watcher Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
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There’s always one.
The one who funds the war but never fights it.
Who builds the mirror and calls it a map.
Who sees the future not as prophecy, but property.
Shadow President is part of the Overlords Collection — a limited series of dystopian iconography for the digitally disillusioned.
Depicted here: a techno-messianic figure, cradling code and communion in equal measure. Ringed in binary. Clothed in something eerily resembling influence.
The inscription reads:
“Everything is laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.”
Perfect for:
- Tech skeptics and data dissidents
- Post-ironic saints and Substack martyrs
- Anyone who’s ever read Founders Fund footnotes and felt
- a chill
🧵 Printed on a premium unisex tri-blend tee — lightweight, fitted, wearable for interrogations or brunch.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- 40 singles
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This item is made to order — no warehouses, no overstock, no algorithmically forecasted waste.
It ships slower, sure. But in exchange, your carbon footprint shrinks, your ethical alignment score improves, and somewhere, a digital ID ledger winks in approval.
Thanks for your patience. It’s been noted.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |






