A sharp tribute to the unseen power dynamics of modern tech leadership, this triblend unisex tee features the Watcher Shadow President design from the Intentional Error Overlords Collection. Soft, lightweight, and printed with crisp detail, it blends comfort with a quietly ominous edge. Ideal for anyone who follows the intersections of surveillance, influence, and the darker corners of Silicon Valley.
Depicted here: a techno-messianic figure, flanked by wings, cradling code and communion like a prophet of absolute platform dominion. Ringed in binary. Lit by the glow of inevitable influence, the Shadow President appears to be watching you, because he is.
🕯️ The inscription reads:
“Everything is laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.”
Blessed be the liquidity event.
Ideal for:
Privacy advocates with a healthy distrust of palantíri
Dystopian dreamers, Substack seers, and civic tech agitators
Anyone who’s ever heard “techno-libertarian” and felt a chill
Fit for power plays, polygraphs, and VC off-sites.
Details: • Triblend fabric (poly/cotton/rayon) • Lightweight and soft • Unisex fit • Durable print • Part of the Overlords Collection
Pre-shrunk for ideological durability, soft enough for untraceable meetings. Available colors include Solid White, White Fleck, Oatmeal, Tan, Olive and Athletic Grey.
Production Note:
This product is made to order. No bulk. No overstock. No predictive waste. In return, you get less landfill, more intention — and a wink from the blockchain gods.
