Shadow President – The Watcher Unisex Graphic T-Shirt — Satirical AI & Tech Apparel by Intentional Error™
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Shadow President – The Watcher Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

Shadow President – The Watcher Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

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There’s always one.
The one who funds the war but never fights it.
Who builds the mirror and calls it a map.
Who sees the future not as prophecy, but property.

Shadow President is part of the Overlords Collection — a limited series of dystopian iconography for the digitally disillusioned.

Depicted here: a techno-messianic figure, cradling code and communion in equal measure. Ringed in binary. Clothed in something eerily resembling influence.

The inscription reads:

“Everything is laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account.”

Perfect for:

  • Tech skeptics and data dissidents
  • Post-ironic saints and Substack martyrs
  • Anyone who’s ever read Founders Fund footnotes and felt
  • a chill

🧵 Printed on a premium unisex tri-blend tee — lightweight, fitted, wearable for interrogations or brunch.

  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • 40 singles
  • Regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US


This item is made to order — no warehouses, no overstock, no algorithmically forecasted waste.
It ships slower, sure. But in exchange, your carbon footprint shrinks, your ethical alignment score improves, and somewhere, a digital ID ledger winks in approval.

Thanks for your patience. It’s been noted.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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