Meet the one holding the root key to your afterlife. The Cloud King. The Database Deity.Arms crossed. Wings up. Encryption in his bloodstream.
This Gatekeeper graphic t-shirt is part of the Overlords Collection by Intentional Error™ — a limited-run line of dystopian tech satire, reimagining Silicon Valley’s elite as divine power brokers in our algorithmic age.
Depicted here: a digital-age archangel rendered in graphite gold, bearing the inscription:
“Even the pathway to heaven is through the Cloud.”
Because when infrastructure becomes belief, only one entity gets to host your soul.
Available colors include Solid White, White Fleck, and Oatmeal.
🖥️ Designed for:
Infrastructure romantics and platform atheists
Cloud architects, data hoarders, and sovereignty maximalists
Anyone who’s been rate-limited by divine latency
Your fit for trustless Tuesdays and metaphysical mergers.
Printed on an ultra-soft tri-blend tee: 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and lightly blessed by compliance. Durable enough to survive an earnings call. Comfortable enough to wear during your audit.
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
40 singles
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This shirt doesn’t exist until you ask for it. That means no bulk waste, no cloud congestion, and no unsold stock in limbo. Just ethically triggered fulfillment — because even satire should scale responsibly.
