Not here to connect you — he’s here to calibrate the feed.
Strike the balance between reverence and revolt. This graphic tee depicts a modern tech paladin in Neo-fresco form: code‑veined, mission‑aligned, and transformed from hoodie visionary into armored platform enforcer. The Paladin, from our Overlords Collection embodies the shift from curated connection to calibrated control, narrating the era of weaponized trust, monetized privacy, and charismatic coercion.
Engineered for those who see through the algorithms (and still scroll). For fans of AI satire, surveillance culture, speculative tech, and dissenters disguised in drip — this is your uniform.
Specs & Feel:
Vintage-soft tri-blend t-shirt (50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon) — pre-shrunk, light, and primed for loyalty. Available colors include Solid White, White Fleck, Oatmeal, Tan, and Athletic Grey.
Tailored for compliance. Comfort for protests, panels, or protests wearing panel tees.
Wear it to the gym, a hearing, or your curated avatar shoot. Because even in artifice, you must carry the signal.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Production & Delivery:
This Overlord doesn’t ship from a warehouse — it manifests on demand. Each shirt is printed specifically for you once your order is placed. That means delivery takes a bit longer, but it's also how we avoid overproduction and landfill purgatory.
In other words: you’re not just buying a shirt. You’re opting out of fast fashion’s false urgency. Thanks for choosing intentional error over algorithmic excess.
