TRUSSSSSSSSST ME – The Serpent Unisex Graphic T-shirt — Satirical AI & Tech Apparel by Intentional Error™
TRUSSSSSSSSST ME – The Serpent Unisex Graphic T-shirt
TRUSSSSSSSSST ME – The Serpent Unisex Graphic T-shirt
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Sincerity Weaponized.
Part of the Overlords mythos, The Serpent recasts a known AI figure into something colder, more serpentine, and more honest than his press releases. With hypnotic eyes and an ouroboros-wrapped torso, this graphic tee hisses two words: “TRUSSSSSSSSST ME.”
This vintage-feel graphic tee skewers the corporate AI gospel: safety, ethics, open source, all wrapped around ambition’s fangs. Available colors are Solid White, White Fleck, Oatmeal, Olive, Grey, and Athletic Grey.
Whether you build models, whisper prompts, or just scroll in existential dread, this shirt is your silent protest.
Ideal for:
• AI skeptics, prompt poets, and meme lords
• Satirical streetwear collectors
• Devs, designers, engineers, doomscrollers
Keywords: tech culture graphic tee, AI satire shirt, funny programmer gift, sarcastic tech t-shirt, ironic engineer apparel, geek humor clothing
This tee is soft like your onboarding email. Strong like your search history. The triblend keeps shape and comfort through every cycle (and every existential loop).
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt is made to order — no bulk, no warehouse dust, no “influencer drop” waste. It might take a little longer to arrive, but it saves on overproduction and quietly flatters your carbon karma.
Thank you for choosing delayed gratification. The machine remembers.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
