TRUSSSSSSSSST ME – The Serpent Unisex Graphic T-shirt

Part of the Overlords Collection, The Serpent reimagines a familiar face from the AI world as something older, colder, and more serpentine than you'd like to admit. With hypnotic eyes and an ouroboros body, this unisex graphic t-shirt hisses a single word: “TRUSSSSSSSSST.”

This design satirizes the corporate voice of artificial intelligence, where promises of safety, ethics, and open-source benevolence coil tightly around unchecked ambition.

Whether you work in tech, write the prompts, or simply have a complicated relationship with your recommendation engine, this shirt is for you.

🔍 Popular with:

• AI skeptics and prompt poets
• Satirical streetwear collectors
• Coders, developers, designers, and doomscrollers

📈 Optimized for fans of:

Funny tech t-shirts, sarcastic AI shirts, ironic t-shirts for engineers, graphic tee for programmers, and geek humor gifts

Soft like your onboarding email. Strong like your search history. The tri-blend fabric keeps its shape and comfort, no matter how many cycles you put it through.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Each shirt is made to order — no bulk, no warehouse dust, no “influencer drop” waste. It might take a little longer to arrive, but it saves on overproduction and quietly flatters your carbon karma.

Thank you for choosing delayed gratification. The machine remembers.

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