Finally, a mug that captures the quiet dignity of our times: AI robots taking selfies in national parks while a bear prepares to end the algorithm.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or existential dread, this glossy ceramic mug immortalizes the moment your personal brand met natural selection. It’s a tribute to influencers, tourists, and tourons everywhere — especially those who’ve never met a wildlife warning sign they didn’t ignore.
“Even the best things are not equal to their fame,” said Thoreau. He meant nature. We took it as a branding challenge.
Ideal for digital nomads, park rangers with PTSD, overconfident content creators, and any sentient being who’s screamed “Nooooooo!” at someone backing up for a selfie near a bison. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe. Ethically printed on demand, slowly, by humans who know better.
Warning: Mug may attract bears, bots, or ironic Instagram engagement. Use with caution in Yellowstone and open-plan offices.
• Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter • Lead and BPA-free material • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Blank product sourced from China
Note: This item doesn’t exist until you want it. We print each piece on demand to avoid overproduction, landfill fashion, and existential guilt. It takes a little longer to ship, but it's marginally better for the planet — and massively better than owning 12 mugs you never use. Thanks for choosing satire over surplus.
